Thursday, March 17, 2011


Chuck Norris doesn't get excited to get presents from Santa, Santa gets excited to bring presents to Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.

If by some weird glitch in space time, Chuck Norris could fight himself, he'd win. Period!

Instead of a bullet proof vest, Chuck Norris wears a denim jacket.

Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.

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